年轻妈妈们都了然,小孩子的情绪是极不稳定的,不知道什么时候Duang地一下就不开森了,Duang地一下就有小情绪了,Duang地一下就嚎啕大哭了……
澳洲妈妈Jenna Gallina决定把3岁的女儿在24个小时之内嚎啕大哭的理由一一记录下来,并发表在了博客上。
Jenna Gallina:注意了各位,请搬个小板凳,倒上一杯红酒,来围观一下我3岁的闺女在之内是因为哪些理由嚎啕大哭的。真希望这些东西是我自己瞎编的……
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《宝宝为什么哭了?》
▲ 两位主人公
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She wanted to wear her Elsa shirt (which is in the dirty clothes pile).
她想穿她的Elsa上衣(那件脏了不能穿)。
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She put her underwear on backwards.
她把内裤穿反了。
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I put the wrong episode of Strawberry Shortcake on.
我把动画片《草莓娃娃》给她放错剧集了。
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I didn’t get her breakfast quickly enough.
早餐上的不够快。
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She didn’t want cereal. She wanted oats.
不要吃普通的麦片,要吃燕麦。
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I gave her the wrong bowl for her oats. She wanted the bowl that her uneaten cereal was in.
我“给错了”吃燕麦的碗,她想用那个装着普通麦片的碗吃燕麦。
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She spilled oats on her knee.
把燕麦洒在膝盖上了。
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She wanted the small spoon.
想要用小勺子吃。
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I gave her the yellow blanket instead of the pink blanket.
给了她黄的的毯子,她想要粉色的。
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She wanted to wear her Elsa dress instead of her Elsa shirt.
又不想穿Elsa的上衣,想要穿Elsa的裙子。
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It’s not her birthday today.
今天不是她的生日。
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Her seatbelt felt funny.
在车上,她的安全带很搞笑。
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Her brother looked at her in the car.
她哥哥在车上盯着她看。
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The cat wouldn’t let her pick him up by the tail.
猫不给她捏尾巴。
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She couldn’t open the wrapper to her muesli bar.
早餐棒的包装袋撕不开。
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I opened the wrapper to her muesli bar too much.
我帮她撕开后,口子开得有点大了。
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Her muesli bar broke in two.
她的早餐棒断成了两段。
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When colouring in, I used the wrong colour of blue for Cinderella’s dress.
和她玩涂色,我把灰姑娘的裙子涂成了蓝色。
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I sat on her imaginary friend.
我一屁股坐在了她想象中的朋友身上。
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She put her shoes on the wrong feet.
她把鞋子穿反了。
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Peppa Pig ended.
《粉红猪小妹》剧终了。
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I cut her sandwich into triangles.
我把她的三明治切成了三角形。
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I cut her second sandwich into squares.
我把她的第二块三明治切成了正方形。
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I wouldn’t let her play in the car.
我不让她在车里玩。
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I suggested we take a nap.
我想让她睡个午觉。
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She dropped her hat on the road.
她把帽子掉在路上了。
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I didn’t let her answer the phone.
我不让她接。
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I sat on the wrong side of the couch.
我坐错沙发位置了。
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It started to rain.
下雨了。
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I had to cook dinner.
我必须要去做晚饭了。
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Her brother talked to her.
她哥哥跟她了什么。
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She spilled her water.
她把水洒了。
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I used the red towel to clean it up. I should have used the pink one.
我用红色的抹布擦水,拿错了,应该用粉色的擦。
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I had a shower without her.
我洗澡没带她。
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I helped her brother with his homework.
我教她哥哥写作业。
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She lost her doll’s pink shoe.
她把洋娃娃的粉色鞋子丢了一只。
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I asked her to take a bath.
我想给她洗个澡。
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I asked her to get out of the bath.
洗完了我要她从浴缸里出来。
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The towel felt itchy.
浴巾裹上有点痒。
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Her brother got his pyjamas on quicker than she did.
她哥穿睡衣比她快。
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I turned the page of her bedtime story incorrectly.
讲睡前故事的时候翻错页了。
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Teddy fell off the bed.
熊宝宝冲床上掉下去了。
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I didn’t tickle her arm properly.
挠她的胳肢窝挠的不舒服。
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I yawned.
我打了个哈欠。
知道了宝宝心里为什么苦,我就问你怕不怕?